Wednesday, October 12, 2005

m-pyrical astrology (ha!)

Mikaeala cryptically references obscure 80s films when she writes:

"Hey, my brother, may I borrow a copy of your Hay-Soul classics?"

"No, my brother, you have to go buy your own!"

(Check out your future at Planet Waves Astrology.)


(March 20-April 19)
What now unfolds is, in part, related to what others are going through and in part related to what you are experiencing. But in order not to take on what is not yours, you must remain some combination of discerning and nonjudgmental. Your primary commitment is being true to yourself, and remembering that allowing for change is one of the healthiest qualities any relationship can have. Then you will save yourself much unnecessary strife and energy. When you reassess the situation in a month, you're likely to see it through entirely different eyes, and be far more agreeable to the changes that someone close to you has been going through. What is more noteworthy is that your own process of inward seeking and questing for self-understanding will go on for considerably longer, and you'll be the one counting on the patience of someone close to you; so you would be wise to offer yours now.


(June 21-July 22)
I cannot imagine that a solar eclipse in the 4th house of home and security is a great feeling for one born under the sign Cancer, but if you're feeling stuck it may be just the medicine you need. What all of us need to remember now, particularly you, is that as brisk and unexpected as certain changes may feel, or as dramatic as the prospects may seem, protection surrounds and fills what is transpiring. You can take this message on many levels, but ultimately you will be convinced by the outcome. Therefore, spare yourself the worry and pay attention to how you feel and what you know must be done. Security comes in many forms, and the one that will suit you best at the moment is adaptability. This, you have available, and you also possess the rare human quality of initiative. So often, the world is waiting for you to take leadership, and such is true today.


(Aug. 23-Sep. 22)
You're not the type to take huge risks, and we don't need astrology to know that. You do, however, have your impetuous side, which is a good thing. At this point, an authentic degree of daring, even going beyond what you've ever known, is called for. It's clear that the fortune you are seeking is neither cash nor credit, but rather a sense of inner completion. As such, the risk is likely to be seeing or experiencing yourself entirely outside the context of your relationships, and as authentically contained within yourself. In a world where everything is defined by its opposite, this is more daring than you may imagine. In a sense, you are challenging yourself to let go entirely of the petty games of give and take with which the world preoccupies itself. You are going to know what you look like without a mirror, and more to the point, you're going to be sure that you exist.

5 Comments:

Blogger Maggie said...

Didn't one of you two Planet Waves nuts already post these exact same horoscopes here? And I still don't like mine. Hmmmph.

10:44 AM  
Blogger mjae said...

That was LAST month. These are THIS month. It's an entirely different planetary alignment, hello!

Get with the celestial program.

And "liking" yours has nothing to do with it. Accept the power of the stars that control your life. It's real and undeniable! The sooner you accept that is the sooner you ride the wave to heavenly bliss and eternal wisdom.

Okay?

11:55 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I will prove you wrong!!!

http://m-pyrical.blogspot.com/2005/09/horoscope-time-again
.html

2:53 PM  
Blogger mjae said...

Oops. Okay.

Fixed.

Like this better?

See, you knew it didn't fit your life! The stars have moved on, and so have you.

3:03 PM  
Blogger marjorie said...

ha! I am beside myself right now...simply beside myself! give me a moment...!!!!!!!

oh my goodness

and here i was about to call this guy a fraud...i was reading mine and kept thinking he was re-using phrases -- that i had seen these words before -- but didn't quite get that they were the SAME ONES!!!

so much for my big brain

thanks maggie!

4:17 PM  

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